All the family are home this weekend, including Adrienne who is No 3 son, Tim's fiancee from Ireland. We are all going out for dinner. I was going to be the 'designated driver'. I have just booked a taxi. That's assuming no-one hit me on the head at half-time and I dreamed all that came next.
UPDATE - Gatland has just let his secret out of the bag. He's told the BBC that he went into the dressing room at half-time and gave them all a good b*****king and told them that their purpose in taking the field is to "play rugby" and "respect the ball". The man is a maestro.