I have always been amused by some of the excuses given before our judges and magistrates. The BBC is reporting today that a 27 year old man from Mid Wales has been ordered to undertake 100 hours community service for exposing himself to a lady motorist as she was overtaking him - and also ordered to pay the lady £250 as compensation. His excuse for doing this was that he was taking a photograph of his genitals to send to his girlfriend!! I do find it difficult to imagine just how he was performing this manoeuvre. The BBC did not inform us whether he was also given 3 points on his driving licence.