I see that Gabriela's new boyfried has been called before the officers of the Montgomeryshire Liberal Democrat Association to account for the management of his love life.
"Now then Lembit, we want to know the details. Did you sleep with Gabriela before you had finished with Sian. And what music did you play while you were - um - how can we put this - um - at it. And are the Cheeky Girls coming to sing at next months joint coffee morning with the local Methodist Chapel."
I haven't seen the verdict yet but I reckon it will be something like
"We have had a positive meeting with Lembit and we are satisfied that he has done absolutely nothing wrong because he - um - told us. He has our total confidence. Lembit has assured us that he is now in a settled relationship which is definitely not part of some pantomime. We wish the happy couple well and hope that their privacy will be respected"